Products should be able to stand on their own - even without a story to sell them.
Clearly Clocks is a mix of real products and clumsy satirical marketing - for education and sanity to help us see things clearly.
Stories are meant for us to feel attached to a product. It's for each of us to decide if that social connection is important - and as long as we know its intent - we can consciously choose products that satisfy our needs and (hopefully) can stand on their own.
For the story lovers, we've got one, too. Here it goes...
In this chaotic world, we all crave moments of clarity. We wish pieces would fall into place. We wish stars would align. We wish for times we can see though the confusion, where answers are revealed, and we begin to see things clearly.
Clearly Clocks are designed to deliver us those moments of clarity - where time is revealed through a combination of aesthetic appeal and functionality without compromising either. And they look neat.